Wolfgang Van Halen was born on March 16, 1991.
I didn’t have to look this up. And I’m not obsessed with every detail of his life to the point that I would just know this off the top of my head. It’s because his arrival on this earth, his very birth, was celebrated in song.
Which usually might seem like some Game of Thrones-level shit. But it’s totally fair when your father is Edward Van Halen.
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