Hey, everyone. I’m working on a piece just for here that I really like, but I’m taking my time and it’s not quite finished. Since at least one of you enjoyed my email exchange with a disgruntled reader, I thought I would present another offering in that vein.
A little background: this person has emailed me before. And several times recently. And I feel like it warrants mentioning that the messages are entirely in Japanese, so I have just plugged part of one into a translator app for your reading…well, “enjoyment” might be a stretch. Morbid fascination? Curious confusion? I really don’t know how to describe what you’ll feel after reading this. So…have at it:
«Thought eavesdropping (brain eavesdropping) on me continues. The National Police Agency, Aichi Prefectural Police, and MITSUBISHI have raised the electric field strength to the limit. The brain wiretapping team added equipment to public facilities, factories, and apartments in my neighborhood to enhance thought wiretapping. The Japanese government and bureaucrats seem to want to give in to me and take care of me. I want to eliminate national crime.
The electric field of thought eavesdropping always sticks to my brain and follows me. I am constantly being detected by the brain wiretapping team. I was made a prisoner without privacy. The electric field of thought eavesdropping invades my eyes, nose, throat, organs such as the heart, and nerves such as limb joints from the brain and hurt me. The Japanese government ignores the fact that eavesdropping on thoughts is a harsh human rights violation. Japanese incompetent politicians and officials cannot judge national crimes.»
Honestly, if this was the beginning of some low budget, Japanese sci-fi thriller, I would watch it.
It's the beginning of the new Final Fantasy game. J/k. How in the world did this person get your email address, of all people?